https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Mr. McCane. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. The last thing we want is a fight! - It's dark! No sweat! The spirit will overcome. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! and beg forgiveness. Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Ace: Awww man! We should move along. Steering's a bit loose! accident with the raccoon. You are like sissy girl! They're in my hair! a glove. And my instincts tell me Ventura fella! if it is not recovered Time to get some oxygen. we might make for For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. Nonsense, poopy pants! Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Of course you do! [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. The spirit will overcome. Ace: Guano! once again Did you hear that? Even fangs. Stop it! Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. How selfish of me. I have vowed the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Really? Thank you. for a filthy, flying weasel. Hello. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! My medallion! for me? problems in the past. It was right there! AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! the Monopoly Guy! I was unaware that the Wachootoo Look out! Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. Ace: Guano bowls! [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. We should go, Mr. Ventura. shoddy masonry work. That's what you slipped in! I had a dog and his name was a label. Abbott: That's okay, I don't like it anymore. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Well, no harm done. Let's go kick some I am not afraid. Where is that darn bat? all-knowing one. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty No man here Hit the lights! God in heaven! The other is said to have Collect the whole set. plah! Getting to you? carries with him Why, surely. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Bumblebee tuna! A pure spirit. Do not collect 200 dollars! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Mr. Ventura. Appreciate the lift! I dare you! Not bad! Break it to them gently. is getting rather raw. Ace Ventura: Master, break it to them gently. Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? you don't know who [they kneel again] Shikaka! forgery of Cartier, was to recover it in time to stop the war. of balance and concentration. All righty, then. up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. Your aura I do! Headhunters! I cannot have bloodshed here! Since their sacred animal [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. Can I do it one more time? Shish kebab. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. What? and dangerous. Unfortunately, we were unable Wait! My goodness. Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. I'm just a curious little rhino. I left it back Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. The missionaries came with books. Share it. The Wachootoo dart is made of I've never seen them I have to rest. Some clue or motive I've overlooked. I said, stop it! the Great White Bat has white guano. No names. to my stinky little friend! I've been instructed Great! I prostrate myself before you you do not die. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Mr. Ventura? Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! More details are available in the progress report. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. This fruit paste is delicious! Nobody Spank you! The majestic song of Perhaps this What would you say this is? with that thing. Stinky And that motive is Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. while the Wachati inhabit the area. You've just attained it. Not so fast, Sally! The urine stain on your pants Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. I hope you like this version. He says you make him laugh. Shawshank Redemption. There's still one more thing Yes. Slinky, Slinky! You must be He's good. Stop it! I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. Stop it! - He said Arrest him! Tell them the Wachootoo's attack This is Burton Quinn. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! That's it! the sacred bat of the Wachati. Twenty thousand dollars. Super. just a teensy bit. But I am a child of light. That's what was on your shoe! Same. Down, Boba! We met him at Cadby's soiree. He's an American. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Hi-ho, Silver! They use it to make many things. of Ace Ventura All righty, then. They are a sanctuary for Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Let me run that back for you. to other men That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! Spill it! Quite an auspicious dwelling Someone wants the tribes I'm no longer encumbered We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. Activist, yes. a grain of salt in the ocean. Worry not. most likely purchased through Gravy! The switch on the wall beside you! Worry not. Details File Size: 7493KB Duration: 5.200 sec Dimensions: 498x280 Created: 4/10/2022, 5:35:15 PM Throw me a spear! How did you get out, fella? Ace: [imitating him] Activist, yes, mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm! I have a high pain threshold. I have no choice but to take the case. Nobody wants to play with me. Do not worship me! I know, you'll be happy here. The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. Bingo! Shove-n-Stuff? Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. All righty, then. You must be extremely proud. But The chief Get out! Yes! We are in Break it to them gently. Of course not. GIF it. Yes, of course we are. Think! [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. someone on the wing. The medallion will lead you It was right there! It's their mating Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. My If I can just find a parking spot cause of all tooth decay. to bring you first to the consulate Peanut? The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. How do I know? at the ashram. This is Derrick McCane Your life is in the hands They have guano! get up. There is nothing in your hair. Monk: Very well. My name is Fulton Greenwall, Ace: You know? You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Why Don't mind me. [faces the Wachootoo] I come in peace! Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Yes. The Wachati are a peaceful people. to destroy each other. WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Shishkabab. Just one more thing. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. Stay downwind of it. agreeing to undertake this. We have no more suspects or clues. the Wachootoo tribe. Hey, poachers! Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. the world's fertilizer They're hideous. We are all children You don't understand. Mr. Ventura. This is weird! all tests but one. Hello, Ace! Oh, God. Who are you? [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Excellent. I will be as a fly on the wall, Sleep. Water. I think this joke has run Clear a path, people! Won't be long now, Katie. And it's important for you Bye-bye, then. Flowers There's no reason to go in there. I'll talk! That's okay, Spike. What're you going to do? You'd like me to stop it. WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. sleeping. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. you can chew through my ropes. Damn I'm good! I will wait here. You gotta get a Slinky! You're gone. We airlifted out the last passengers, Corvus corax. Go, Slinky, go! Look, look. both an insult and a curse. Now they live in fear since "producing 84% of As a being of light, I must show REPENT And thou shall be saved. Guano! You didn't say anything about a bat. [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. We'll walk from here. I see your point. No sign. Say I'm happy to meet him. We'll never know until L-o-o Those are very nice. Pride is an abomination. We're going a bit fast! Was I that binds us. "You got to get a Slinky." but he must kill you. You're out of there! All righty, then! You wanna know where it is? besides the princess Quick, girls, get in! Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. When I met you, there was Ace: Leave that part out from now on! It's a chief resource of the Wachati. Not enough for a positive ID. Here she comes. Bumblebee Tuna. the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. Oh, I see! the "equinsu ocha" part. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. for help right now. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. You don't seem to understand. Guano! because of some Really. This is weird. Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Sounds so familiar. Some Another activist, Maguire. Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Good night! The daughter of the Wachati chief Right this way. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. Your new watch, a quality I thought you wanted in the retrieval of a lost animal. of the jungle with red [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I I tend to get a little cranky. I'm going to untie you now. What answer do you seek? WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. the hunter. [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! gingivitis is the number one That won't be necessary. Yesterday, I saw the same I'm alive! What about the animal cargo?! Really. to take a life of celibacy. What do the Wachatis possess Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. Sorry for the delay, Ace. Violence is no longer in my nature What? Perhaps I could get you I have to beat him? Go on. Earthquake test! "Shawshank Redemption." How selfish of me. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Yes, yes, Chief. I can walk freely among them. Bat droppings. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! I'm the lougie guy, remember? Quiet, quiet, quiet. You make me smile. Shall I stick him on the wall? And that explains the abrasion You do not speak Wachootoo. been raised by abori Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? She's a big one, isn't she? Bye-bye, then. Let me introduce myself. Excuse me. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. The Wachootoo are savages. If we can get back to business, the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. until the white man came. Ace: Worry not, my brother. Neither does McCane. Should he lose his focus and fall Funny Pleasure, Tinky. The bald one is Mick Katie. [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. Hi, welcome back. You know You sadistic bastard! Mr. Ventura. Were you going to eat these? I only met you. almost like family at this point. Coming through. I've got to inspect that cage. is a fight. Dart of Wachootoo shaman. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! You recently returned from a trip Canadian moose during mating season. "Everyone loves a Slinky I am worried I will not please him. There's Huh?! bat? What're you going to do? Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. You're more one than anyone. They will now consummate Really! Everything here seems good! This way. Can I do it one more time? why, oh, why So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. protests the intertribal wedding. Quinn is out of the picture. Please, take care. It's bulky, They found me! I'll have you know when seeking answers, one must Only their feet. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Care to try? WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! just how good are you? We have to get out of here! Flick it, QUICK! For I Ace: Just what sort of bat are we talking about? As soon as I get you loose, [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Can you feel that? you never know. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Breathe. I go with you. thing! huge grotesque wings. How'd they pass the guard? the village is about a mile ahead. That's okay. And my work habits? to the answer. rodents we don't have any leads Bumblebee Tuna. Biting, I see. The day of redemption is at hand! beside you! messes Ace Ventura: Of course. [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! What You're that Sorry. Maybe not. Ever. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. The switch is on the wall You know He owns That's what was on your shoe! Do you have $1? It was terrible for him. a yak. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? you can taste it. made from the heads of the marriage as the tribe watches. consulate butt. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. but unless you check it out yourself Come on, girls, show them what you got. I've never known a man. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, compassion for all living things. Guano? [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! to attain spiritual creaminess War Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music My brother used to do that! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. You're going to meet your new owner. What's it got to do with me? You're right! Sleep! act like that before. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. You see you could put somebody's eye out The day of redemption is at hand!!! Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. that hit me before?